Zack – The Fattest Fox on the Web

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     Today went pretty well!  I’ll get to the picture above in just a minute. Anyway, I saw Ali today, which was fun, because we never get to hang out. She’s been kind of mad lately, because I’m not as bulgy as she is, and she says its no fun to be with someone you could smoosh. I kind of agree, I mean, I was only 881 pounds and she’s over 4,000 pounds?! That’s a huge difference! So anyway, I was going to go home to eat up my leftover three gallons of vanilla pudding from last night, yum!  I ended up finishing those three gallons too, which is even yummier! Anyway, after I ate, I got that feeling like my belly was growing, and I new Ali would be happier if I had at least gained a couple pounds. So I was going to go weigh myself, and all of the sudden… I farted. The feeling was just gas.  A lot of gas too, my fart lasted for about 45 seconds before stopping, and it smelled horrible! However, it was still nice, because I had felt like there was a chamber in my bulging stomach, that was completely gas! The constant churning of gas in my stomach was gone! But after eating so much pudding, I began to have a stomach ache, and started farting alot more. So I took a nap. When I woke up, Blue gave me a call, and asked if I wanted to have a picnic with him down at the beach. I wasn’t completely trusting him, but he said he had just made fifty gallons of vanilla pudding, and several vanilla strawberry cream bars. I love cream bars, and pudding!  So of course, I said yes. When I got to the beach, he asked if I wanted to go swimming before we ate. I shrugged and took off my shirt and my jeans so that I could go swimming. And then we went down to the ocean to swim. I talked to him for awhile about how Ali was saddened because I didn’t weigh as much as her, and he seemed uninterested. He was too preoccupied staring at my belly. Anyways, we went back up to the picnic basket afterwards, and when we sat down, I started eating, and he just watched. I asked him if he was going to eat anything (with my mouth full ), and he just replied lightly, “Sure, in a bit.” After I had finished eating, I felt stuffed, and was surprized to note that I had gained more weight than I thought, in a very quick time, too! I had gone over to the scale to see how much I weighed. 1011 pounds!  I weighed 1011 pounds! I was so happy, and I couldn’t wait to walk over to Ali’s and show her how big I had gotten. As I stumbled back to the picnic, Blue still wasn’t eating. He just kept looking at my belly, as he had been for the 10 minutes it took me to finish what he had brought me. He then told me to sit down, and he tied me down with stakes. I couldn’t get up, and out of nowhere he obtained a massive cooler that said “phatplop creams.” Phatplop quadruples the fat size in anything, and creams were already fatty. I tried to escape and get up, but I was tied down too tight. Just then, he started shoveling vanilla strawberry creams in my mouth. I was surprized that he would do this to me, and I didn’t want to get any huskier! He just kept on force feeding me the creams, and I couldn’t do anything but eat! Then I began to hear my belly gurgle. It was getting giant! My chest, which wasn’t very big before, had become huge! I had two hefty, pudding filled boobs, and a bulky, pudding filled belly. My tails had puffed up, and my butt was becoming bulgy! After finishing forcing me, Blue brought me to the scale again, and weighed me. I weighed 10,700 pounds! I had gained nearly 10,000 pounds, and I was a big ball of mushy pudding! Blue then laughed, “Now you’re going to fill up with gas, and fart! Every time you fart, you’ll add another 50 pounds!” And he was right, too. I started farting and burping, until my final weigh in at 11,811 pounds. I had gained 11,000 pounds exactly by the time the day was done, and I was shocked!  Now I would have to waddle over to Ali’s house, if I could even do that! I’ll post again tomorrow to tell you how my day went.